So now am clumping instead of crutching. Looks like a robot foot - almost makes me wish I was working with kids at the moment. What with a robot foot and the ability to blow up stuff and make slime, I would be the coolest adult EVER!
Which leads me to think of some of the other benefits to rupturing your achilles tendon:
- It cuts down on the amount of tea/coffee you can drink unless you are prepared to stand on one leg next to the kettle and skull. It's incredibly hard to carry hot beverages on one leg. I wouldn't recommend trying it, just trust me. It doesn't end well. While this may not seem like a benefit, it's probably a good thing for someone who would otherwise be continually drinking the stuff. Continually.
- The bath vs shower argument gets tipped toward the bath side.
- Instead of chasing after other people, they have to come and get things off you so you have a legitimate reason for telling people where to go.