Highlights from today's ABC news

Couldn't resist sharing these gems:

Winner for the Best (or Worst) headline pun Award, for a story on Eddie Izzard completing his Ultra-Marathon:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687143.htm?section=justin

Winner of the Unintended Irony Award, for providing a phone number to people whose phone connections have been cut off in Sydney CBD:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687107.htm